Calling the Cops

There was a question on RPG.net about the rules of Barbarians of Academia and the calling of outside people (security, Bill's Ex-Wife, etc.)

Here are the rules I made up for that.

Calling a person on the phone is an automatic ACTION and starts a countdown timer. For campus security, they get there 2 rounds later - so if you call someone on your turn during the 9:00 round, the GM will start a countdown on the Round Tracker and security will get there (place tokens in the entrance hall) at the beginning of the GM's turn of the 9:30 round.

If someone calls Bill's Ex-Wife for some reason, she will arrive 4 rounds later. (So if she's called at 10:00, she'll arrive at the beginning of 11:00)

Both members of Campus Security and Bill's Ex-Wife have one HIT each.

Both members of Campus Security and Bill's Ex-Wife roll all skills at 25%

Both members of Campus Security and Bill's Ex-Wife are carrying a handgun (one HIT per successful attack)

The personalities of Campus Security #1 and #2 are to be based on your favorite comedy duo (Abbot and Costello, Laurel and Hardy, Burns and Allen, Garfunkel and Oates, etc.)

Oh, and Bill's Ex-Wife is named Doreen.